Orbiting the fact in Washington

Are we alone? Not alone? Are Buck Rogers sorts schlepping around the North Star? Outer house stuff littering our entrance lawns? We already got pilots recognizing bizarre issues whizzing previous cockpits.

So, is there a Macy’s International? Outer house Gristedes? Neiman’s Nebula?

OK, shield our safety — but a coalition’s now requesting data. Why won’t Washington let the public hear it? What did our authorities know — and when did they know it? Washington is consumed by controlling the next Congress. Should America conceal a fact of probably historic consequence?

Tell about the black gap, gravity, asteroids, darkish matter, the Big Bang, suns, moons, dwarf planets, Jupiter, Saturn, comets, stars. Humanity deserves to see if we are not alone. Should extraordinary claims not stand up to scrutiny, we should know that, too.

If another nation releases proof first, Washington should clarify why Americans may be taught about it from some crappy sunken island!

Filmmaker James Fox, journalist Leslie Kean, ex-Air Force intelligence officer David Grusch and Missouri’s Rep. Eric Burlison search solutions. Advocates preserve the authorities possesses encounters with nonhuman intelligence. Let scientists look at proof. The public should not settle for conclusions on religion. Nor on secrecy.

International stakes deserve consideration. Another nation may quickly make a definitive announcement. An America that responds with evasions could face a credibility downside.

Do not go away a future president to clarify why the world discovered the fact elsewhere.

Capturing the actual reels

Documentaries are now about anybody who once could manufacture a breath. Avedon, Sir Paul McCartney, Dennis Miller, Elvis, Mel Brooks, Basquiat, Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. All nominated for something called Critics Choice Documentary Awards — whatever that is. Nov. 8 in Edison Ballroom — whatever that was. A particular Impact Award for Ron Howard, who did the Avedon factor and produced one on me a few years in the past — whatever I am. The reel most likely got edited by Methuselah — wherever he is.

There’s also a doc on AI but that factor most likely already knows if it’s won or not. 

Fashion rocks on

Friendship in the style enterprise has the heat of a head chilly. Donna Karan says: “My best friend is a rock. Rocks are very inspirational. Every color, every texture, has been inspired by a DC temp sitting on this rock. I find rocks very female.” Yeah, proper, OK.

Ballot battling

Coming up: Election Day. We’re lucky we still have Donald. Iran was apprehensive the State Department peopled with all these Kelly women might ship in another blond.

Everybody: Stop knocking New York. Just run around and discover a fly swatter — or a strainer — to possibly comprise Washington’s little brains and New York City’s shriveled mayorlet.

Oy, only in America, youngsters, only in America.