Watching Team USA win medal after medal, I’ve come to the conclusion Americans are good at everything but picking a president. 

Who made the best deadline deal?

The Yankees got Jazz Chisholm Jr.

The Mets acquired Jesse Winker and Paul Blackburn.

Jack Flaherty and Amed Rosario are wearing Dodger blue.

Josh Bell is a Snake.

Randy Arozarena and Justin Turner are Mariners.

Erick Fedde and Tommy Pham are Redbirds.

Ty France is wearing Cincinnati red and Zach Eflin is an Oriole.

All well and good, but Stitches trading his old car for cash can’t be topped. $25 clear profit! 

Snakes alive!

The D’backs have won nine of 10 and Zac Gallen has won three in a row, allowing just four runs over 17 innings.

Arizona is at Cleveland where Logan Allen has given up 14 runs in his past 17 ²/₃ innings.

Play $50 on the D’backs (-121. BetRivers). 

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In a game neither team seemed interested in winning, the Angels snuck by the Mets, 3-2.

The Halos made three errors.

The Mutts had runners on the corners in the eighth inning when Mark Vientos hit into double play.

Down -778 bobmurphys.